Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!