On my way home, police car pulled me over After they left, I puttered out of gas Triple-A' came, but my card was expired! I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted! They put cold things in my butt They sampled a bit of my DNA They left me on top of my sheets I dreamt I went pottyy, then woke up drenched in me This day sucked the hardest ever... I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today A little bit less than nothing would go my way I got up to toss my soiled sheets, the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me) then I heard the voice say, "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!" I suppose I'm the culprit for running out of gas Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his Triple-A fee In actuality, I let the zetas probe me Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! They temporarily set free this quandary

I'm home alone tonight Full moon illuminates my room, and sends my mind aflight I think I was dreaming up some thoughts that were seemingly possible... with you So I call you on the tin can phone We rendezvous at a quater-two, and make sure we're alone I may have found a way for you and I to finally fly free When we get there, we're gonna go far away Making sure to laugh; while we experience anit-gravity Fot years, I kept to myself Now potentialities are bound, and sleeping under my shelf Simply choose your destination from the diamond canopy, and we'll be there So I call you on the tin can phone We rendezvous at a quater-two, and make sure we're alone I may have found the way for you and I to finally be free