"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. "
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore. "
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. "
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. "
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk. "
- Harold Robbins