----------------December 12-----------
I really want to make a new main menu in flash that's all pretty, and re-organize some stuff, but it's a lot of work. Maybe i'll do something during winter break if i have time. Any suggestions anyone has, lemme know. Also, if there are any bugs or weirdnesses in my site, or, anything, please email me so at least i know my email program works. (i don't think anyone reads these posts, but hey, maybe you can let me know that YOU DO) click the hate mail link on the main page. I need to make this whole thing more navigable or user friendly and visual and pretty. it's pretty crude at the moment, it needs to FLASH, y'know? ok bye bye now.
----------------December 5-----------
Yeah, so my DSL has been very DEAD for the past month or more (like anyone reads these posts anyway) so i haven't been able to do anything on this site. I really wanna re-design it again with some flash stuff and make it prettier and nicer and have some place to add content or something to make it INTERESTING, but that takes time and effort so instead i think i'm just gonna ramble in the news section forever. wooo........ i went to san francisco for thanksgiving and it was really a whole lot of fun sorta stuff and all that, myup, it's so much prettier and nicer there than it is in LA.....whatever....i missed alina a lot while i was there, and alina's in LA, so LA is good. she got sick anyway, so maybe it's a good thing i was out of town or i would have gotten sick too, whatever, she's better now and all is well and i'm going to see hedwig and the angry inch in about an hour. yay!
----------------October 28-----------
Blimey, halloween is coming soon, i should move all those quiz things to another page, actually, i'll do that now. Now you can click the happy link above to go see the random quizzes i take online, i also sometimes post them to my ujournal, depending on location and mood. I'm gonna be happy noodle boy for halloween, it's gonna be so kickass! that is if i can get the costume together before thursday..moving on, i discovered this vampire website thingee and it's really cool, although if you're a loser enough to actually read my ramblings here, you've probably already been sent it by me. BUT, if you haven't, CLICK HERE, thank you. I also decided to make my links a more pleasant colour, yay. I also fixed that wetzel in motion thing down there which i realized never worked...hmmm.
----------------October 13-----------
Wow i'm behind with this whole updating thing, whoops. I should really make a new section of "quzzes i've taken which gave me html stuff to put on my webpage and i can't resist the temptation"when i get around to it, no? i've started a new way of posting my news, since writing this in dreamweaver, saving the html, and sending it through my ftp program is just A PAIN, i signed up for one of those silly online journal thingees because they give you an easy program where you can just type and click send and it posts right up all fancy. the url is http://www.ujournal.org/users/wetzel, and i will probably keep it decently updated(in thoerr) the main thing is i don't have anything on my other comp, except aim, word, and that client thingee, so i will post things from that comp to there, and every once in a while maybe something to here as well....hmmm.....there was something i was about to say but i forgot it, so, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, blah blah blah blah HAPPY NOODLE BOY. Ohh yeah, now i remmeber, i also post random stuff to that journal thingee as notes to myself, i send it from my one comp, and then i go get it on this comp, so i can remember to do stuff or download things people tell me to download on kazaa when i don't have kazaa, sorry if this lowers your reading of my news section experience. thank you. send all jhonen vasquez comics here please. i will take good care of them muhahahaha. (?)
----------------September 7-----------
Still tuning the working of this site, this is probably going to be a never-ending process of moving things around and changing tables to make it look nicer and easier to use. I have also been added to the wonderful and joyous www.razzlepuss.com, which is run by my two friends Anna and Mallory. It's pretty fancy. I feel like i should do more cool stuff on this site, but i can't really think of anything. If you can think of something, tell me and maybe i'll be inspired. School has now started and it's not bad, although it's not as cool as summer, it's kinda nice to see all them peoples again. I had a bunch of people over here last night and we watched Dogma, which i love, and it was good. yes.
----------------August 31-----------
Day after my b-day. Woo. I got some very cool loot. Random
toy baskets from two of my friends. I love random toys, i have a special
basket i have that's the anti-boredom basket that's just full of weird
things for the easily amused, which i am. I am happy. I also got a hilarious
shirt of a bear clutching a fish in it's mouth, captioned "sushi"
also, a bag of candy, the new bright eyes record, Nick Cave and the bad
seeds, a warehouse gift certificate and a rhino gift certificate. Life
is good. ALSO!! i GOT TO SEE BECK AND IT MADE ME VERY HAPPY. I went to
his show at the wadsworth theatre and it was orgasmic. I even took pictures
like this one.
Pretty cool, no? (Click the picture for MORE. mmm, tasty. ) Apparently if i had hung around outside for about an hour and a half i might have gotten him to sign something, alas it was too late and i had to go. :-( poopies i'll live and get another chance. i swear it. i'll make the people on the beck BBS give me another chance.
----------------August 27-----------
Yadda yadda yadda, i haven't updated for more than a month, woo woo woo...I'M LAZY. (also, i went backpacking in Yosemite for a week, and it was fun, yet, i somehow i missed that good ol' thing called Hot Showers. Hmmm. Funny that. Today i woke up to an empty house, both cars are missing from the driveway. I am listening to PJ Harvey and bored, then i remembered i had this webpage thing which nobody checks anywhere near regularly since that would be pointless since i don't UPDATE anywhere near regularly. yeah. well, whatever, yesterday the GYBE album i ordered and have been giddily awaiting, arrived. it made me happy.
that's it, in all it's glory. my life is complete. except my preamp for my record player still isn't here so i can't listen to it any louder than annoying faint. still, it serves. I can't wait for their new record to come out, on november 11. I shall be sending constellation some more of my money. yup.
----------------July 20-----------
Haven't had a chance to work for a few days, David's had a lot of work so no updates for me, now i'm in CANADA pulling into the driveway of my grandparent's house, but they are not here, they don't arrive back from their trip to the north until Monday. So my family has the house to ourselves. We will be visiting aplenty with all the family peoples and it should be fun. i should go to sleep now, it's late, goodbye. since i'm lonely, i want the whole world to email me at my aol shitmail account. Thanks.
-----------------July 16-----------
Now it's the evening (or night) of July 16 and the day is almost over, except i haven't had dinner yet and I AM HUNGRY. Our dinner is bbq sausage from Fankenmuth, a little German town we went through. There is bratwurst and polish, and i want to eat it, so i will in a moment. Today we went to the beach again, and it was fun and i read a lot because i'm lazy, then we came back and went fishing for a while, but we didn't catch anything. woo.
-----------------July 16-----------
Actually, yesterday, we did a lot of things and it was fun. I'm tired and it's late and i want to stop working on my website and go online and chat for the brief time i have to do that, so i'm just gonna say i canoed to an island and ate pizza, see it all here.
-----------------July 15(not uploaded until the next day though)-----------
Yeah, actually i'm still sitting here on the comp since that last update, but since i'm trying to keep the amount of time i go online at once down, i'm not gonna upload this until the morning, or maybe evening, when i have other things to upload, to be efficient, as the cost to sign onto aol here is 10 cents a minute, like many long distance charges, mmmmhmmm. Not cheap, nope. But i do have some amazing VIDEO footage, which will be called (drumroll) WETZEL IN MOTION. you can get to it by clicking on these mighty words: WETZEL IN MOTION. Chances are it won't work for you, but it's worth a try, no?
thank you for your time and effort in understanding my incoherent ramblings.
-----------------July 15(but it's still the 14 in LA)-----------
Well, here i am sitting in a genuine log cabin on Drummond
Island, it's 12:15 at night, here, but since i have that wonderful thing
called jet lag, i'm perfectly AWAKE and typing away, woohoo, but since
it costs me money to be online and i'm writing this while i'm online so
i can upload it right quick, i will just drop a link to the website i
made for this trip, right here
and continue on my way, tomorrow i will have state of the art, WETZEL
IN MOTION footage.
thank you.
-----------------July 12-----------
I leave tomorrow at 10 to go to Michigan, where i will be staying in a cabin on Drummond Island for a week, with my family, on the lake. It should be fun, except for the complete lack of technology and being away from them peoples ovah here in Los Angeles. I'm gonna miss all you guys in LA who actually read my webpage, especially emily... :-(. But i make due. I added a lot of my webpage this time around, with plenty of old photoshop stuff i did added to the images area place thingee. I also made a people i knowpage, although there's no image for it, there is pretty text down in my menu window thing doodad.It has lots of pictures of peoples and will probably piss off anyone who has dialup. I'm listening to the violent femmes and they are making me happy. i probably won't be working on this site until i get home, but i will probably fail to check my email. see whoever you are who's reading this page when i get back, yeah.
-------------------July 8 (just noticed, it's 12:54 am------------
Transferred my site to a new server which you must be on to be able to get at this, it's quite nice and it has lots of space and no banners and the stepfather david is paying for it so there are no problems. my menu at the bottom finally works right since there is no banner pooping it up and life is goooooood. (my anus is BLEEDING!)i am writing this sitting on the couch in the living room using david's laptop since my aunt hillary (who rocks) has stolen my room from me, which is where my computer now lives, but that's ok because i don't mind sitting on a comfy couch for once. i have updated the crazedMind section of my site, for those of you who could access it before, with some new images i have made, and i plan to put some more stuff i have already made up there, as soon as i can get access to the computer in my room again for long periods of time. I recommend, if you have not seen it and are immensely confused by "my anus is bleeding" that you go see rejected by don hertzfeldt, if you own a pc and a decent internet connection, you can easily download it with kazaa, if you are on a mac, you had better come to my house and i can play it for you. my 4th of july was quite good, i spent half of it with Emily and half with the family. ribs = good. back to hertzfeldt, to gain an understanding of his immense genious, look at this image.
I think that should be all i need to say. (you may need to refresh the page to see the animation again) thank you for your time, have a good evening/morning/afternoon/night.
-----------------June 9-----------
i took this personality disorder test today online, it gave me some html to show my results, so i decided to put it up:
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Moderate |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | Very High |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Moderate |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Low |
-- Click Here To Take The Test -- |
|
-------------------May 25------------
"i cried for the first time in a long while last night.""why did you cry?"
"i cried out of sheer joy and happiness for my life and the world in which we live."
-------------------May 19------------
last night i went digging in my garage, and i dug out a bunch of cool old records: 5 pink floyd records (the wall, dark side of the moon, meddle, piper at the gates of dawn, animals), two rolling stones (their satanic majesties request, let it bleed), three tom waits (swordfishtrombones, small change, foreign affairs) ,two the who (who's next, happy jack), the velvet underground and nico, santana: amigos, and some other random stuff that looked good. I will enjoy listening to it all in the days that come. So far swordfishtrombones is amazingly good, and, of course, i am enjoying the wall immensely.
-------------------May 18------------
i changed i bunch o' shit today, changed background color on main page, made this news page, added image in frame at bottom, set up webpage to be on my home comp because tripod blows out my anus. i like to eat cheese, still. i saw cabaret at my school today, 'twas very good and many of my friends were in it. fancy. modest mouse is good. jesus christ was an only child. yup.
-------------MAY 16-(Sort Of)----------
------I forget what date i put the below up here-----
you can email me at Wetzel_p@hotmail.com i check it nearly every day. if you know a way to make microsoft stop sending me dirty porn, please let me know. i want it to stop. i intend to put up some nice frame html here provided i have time, and i will put up random writings by me and other people who i steal from, as well as some of my photoshop work etc. i may randomly put other things up as well, such as entertaining pictures i find that i think the world needs to see such as that which is to the left. i may update this a lot i may not. i'm not sure. time will tell. i might make this all fancy and nice looking, or maybe it will always look like i don't know html and can't make a page look neat. who cares anyway?
(aren't i funny looking?)
